the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning