hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
EXTON ELIAS DOWNEY (born February 7, 2012)
FUN FACT: Robert and Susan had a deal where they weren’t gonna tell what the sex of the baby was until it was born, and of course, Robert accidentally did.
"It was one of those moments when you’re like, ‘No, don’t!’ as you’re doing it." - Robert
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Is this how lesbian sex works
TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT