there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 


restart your computer to install important upd-


We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.

- Matt Le Blanc (Vanity Fair)

“Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.”

– (via sincerelypalita)




my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

explain to me how your friend “did” a psychology class

we have schools in australia 


ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children


I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between


do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 



is that squidward

This is all I care about


My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay